Unfortunately I can not take the credit for making this. Some one much more clever than me did.
God is sitting in heaven when a scientist said to Him.
"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way
to create life out of nothing -- in other words, we can now do what you
did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breath life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's very interesting...show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
